{"id":997,"date":"2009-07-29T22:11:27","date_gmt":"2009-07-29T21:11:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/flurakus.ch\/wp\/?p=997"},"modified":"2009-07-29T22:11:27","modified_gmt":"2009-07-29T21:11:27","slug":"geschichtsbuch-xv","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/flurakus.ch\/wp\/?p=997","title":{"rendered":"Ges(ch)ichtsbuch XV"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-623\" title=\"gesichtsbuch\" src=\"http:\/\/flurakus.ch\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/gesichtsbuch.jpg\" alt=\"gesichtsbuch\" width=\"200\" height=\"138\" \/><br \/>\nMeine Freundin liest in meinem Gesicht wie in einem Buch. Ich bin froh, dass sie keine Kitsch-Romane mag, sonst m\u00fcsste ich schnulzig dreinschauen. Doch leider liest sie auch keine erotische Literatur. Ich w\u00fcrde mich n\u00e4mlich gerne mal mit einem gekonnt lasziven Blick ausstatten. Was allerdings in meinem Fall dann wohl eher in die Rubrik &#8220;Komik&#8221; passt.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Meine Freundin liest in meinem Gesicht wie in einem Buch. Ich bin froh, dass sie keine Kitsch-Romane mag, sonst m\u00fcsste ich schnulzig dreinschauen. Doch leider liest sie auch keine erotische Literatur. Ich w\u00fcrde mich n\u00e4mlich gerne mal mit einem gekonnt lasziven Blick ausstatten. Was allerdings in meinem Fall dann wohl eher in die Rubrik &#8220;Komik&#8221; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[240],"class_list":["post-997","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-satire-geschichten","tag-geschichtsbuch"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/flurakus.ch\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/997","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/flurakus.ch\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/flurakus.ch\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flurakus.ch\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flurakus.ch\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=997"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/flurakus.ch\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/997\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":999,"href":"https:\/\/flurakus.ch\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/997\/revisions\/999"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/flurakus.ch\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=997"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flurakus.ch\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=997"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flurakus.ch\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=997"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}