{"id":882,"date":"2009-06-21T09:24:50","date_gmt":"2009-06-21T08:24:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/flurakus.ch\/wp\/?p=882"},"modified":"2009-06-21T09:28:17","modified_gmt":"2009-06-21T08:28:17","slug":"geschichtsbuch-xi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/flurakus.ch\/wp\/?p=882","title":{"rendered":"Ges(ch)ichtsbuch XI"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-623\" title=\"gesichtsbuch\" src=\"http:\/\/flurakus.ch\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/gesichtsbuch.jpg\" alt=\"gesichtsbuch\" width=\"200\" height=\"138\" \/><br \/>\nMeine Freundin liest in meinem Gesicht wie in einem Buch. Wenn ich nicht mehr l\u00e4chle, so ist das, wie wenn alle Buchstaben aus der gerade aufgeschlagenen Seite fallen w\u00fcrden.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Meine Freundin liest in meinem Gesicht wie in einem Buch. Wenn ich nicht mehr l\u00e4chle, so ist das, wie wenn alle Buchstaben aus der gerade aufgeschlagenen Seite fallen w\u00fcrden.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[240],"class_list":["post-882","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-satire-geschichten","tag-geschichtsbuch"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/flurakus.ch\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/882","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/flurakus.ch\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/flurakus.ch\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flurakus.ch\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flurakus.ch\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=882"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/flurakus.ch\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/882\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":886,"href":"https:\/\/flurakus.ch\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/882\/revisions\/886"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/flurakus.ch\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=882"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flurakus.ch\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=882"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flurakus.ch\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=882"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}