{"id":800,"date":"2009-05-15T22:59:41","date_gmt":"2009-05-15T21:59:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/flurakus.ch\/wp\/?p=800"},"modified":"2009-05-15T22:59:41","modified_gmt":"2009-05-15T21:59:41","slug":"geschichtsbuch-vii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/flurakus.ch\/wp\/?p=800","title":{"rendered":"Ges(ch)ichtsbuch VII"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-623\" title=\"gesichtsbuch\" src=\"http:\/\/flurakus.ch\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/gesichtsbuch.jpg\" alt=\"gesichtsbuch\" width=\"200\" height=\"138\" \/><br \/>\nMeine Freundin liest in meinem Gesicht wie in einem Buch. Ich muss also gar nicht erst ans L\u00fcgen denken. Das hat allerdings\u00a0den kleinen Vorteil, dass ich sicher nie eine lange Nase haben werde.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Meine Freundin liest in meinem Gesicht wie in einem Buch. Ich muss also gar nicht erst ans L\u00fcgen denken. Das hat allerdings\u00a0den kleinen Vorteil, dass ich sicher nie eine lange Nase haben werde.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[240],"class_list":["post-800","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-satire-geschichten","tag-geschichtsbuch"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/flurakus.ch\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/800","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/flurakus.ch\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/flurakus.ch\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flurakus.ch\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flurakus.ch\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=800"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/flurakus.ch\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/800\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":802,"href":"https:\/\/flurakus.ch\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/800\/revisions\/802"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/flurakus.ch\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=800"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flurakus.ch\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=800"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flurakus.ch\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=800"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}