{"id":256,"date":"2009-01-22T22:56:13","date_gmt":"2009-01-22T21:56:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/flurakus.ch\/wp\/?p=256"},"modified":"2009-01-23T00:21:19","modified_gmt":"2009-01-22T23:21:19","slug":"obama-hat-kein-iphone","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/flurakus.ch\/wp\/?p=256","title":{"rendered":"Obama hat kein iPhone!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-257\" title=\"keiniphone\" src=\"http:\/\/flurakus.ch\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/keiniphone.jpg\" alt=\"keiniphone\" width=\"200\" height=\"261\" \/>Endlich mal ein US-Pr\u00e4sident, der <strong>kein<\/strong> iPhone hat&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Stattdessen f\u00fchrt er ein highsecure <a href=\"http:\/\/www.engadget.com\/2009\/01\/22\/confirmed-obama-gets-his-blackberry-no-sectera-edge-in-sight\/:\/\/\" target=\"_blank\">BlackBerry<\/a> im White House spazieren. Was aber immer noch <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">viel<\/span> besser ist als ein doofes H\u00fcndchen.<\/p>\n<p>By-the-way: Weiss jemand, was f\u00fcr Haustiere die Familie Obama hat? Das ist mir nun wirklich zu peinlich, es selbst zu recherchieren&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Und was passiert eigentlich mit den Schossh\u00fcndchen der abtretenden Pr\u00e4sidenten? Das wiederum ist mir bekannt!<\/p>\n<p>Ganz einfach: die werden begnadigt!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Endlich mal ein US-Pr\u00e4sident, der kein iPhone hat&#8230; Stattdessen f\u00fchrt er ein highsecure BlackBerry im White House spazieren. Was aber immer noch viel besser ist als ein doofes H\u00fcndchen. By-the-way: Weiss jemand, was f\u00fcr Haustiere die Familie Obama hat? Das ist mir nun wirklich zu peinlich, es selbst zu recherchieren&#8230; Und was passiert eigentlich mit [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,8],"tags":[11],"class_list":["post-256","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-politik","category-satire-geschichten","tag-barack-obama"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/flurakus.ch\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/256","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/flurakus.ch\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/flurakus.ch\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flurakus.ch\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flurakus.ch\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=256"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"https:\/\/flurakus.ch\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/256\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":265,"href":"https:\/\/flurakus.ch\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/256\/revisions\/265"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/flurakus.ch\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=256"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flurakus.ch\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=256"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flurakus.ch\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=256"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}