{"id":1811,"date":"2010-03-13T11:13:11","date_gmt":"2010-03-13T10:13:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/flurakus.ch\/wp\/?p=1811"},"modified":"2010-03-15T22:13:26","modified_gmt":"2010-03-15T21:13:26","slug":"das-schaf-aus-dem-schlaf","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/flurakus.ch\/wp\/?p=1811","title":{"rendered":"Das Schaf aus dem Schlaf"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/flurakus.ch\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/schaf.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1810\" title=\"schaf\" src=\"http:\/\/flurakus.ch\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/schaf.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"269\" srcset=\"https:\/\/flurakus.ch\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/schaf.jpg 500w, https:\/\/flurakus.ch\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/schaf-300x161.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Letzte Nacht tr\u00e4umte ich von einem Schaf. Es stand im Eingangsbereich eines Hauses und forderte mich bedrohlich auf:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Du gehst hier nur \u00fcber meine Wolle aus dem Haus!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Ich griff also zur Schere. Das Schaf l\u00e4chelte&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><br \/>\nGelogen! Ich tr\u00e4umte nicht von Schafscherereien. Das Foto ist mir heute morgen auf <a href=\"http:\/\/boumi.tumblr.com\/post\/445135470\/the-day-the-sheep-appeared-in-my-life-via-durian\" target=\"_blank\">Tumblr<\/a> \u00fcber den Weg gelaufen und faszinierte mich irgendwie. Es stammt aus der Horrorkom\u00f6die &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/de.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Black_Sheep_%282007%29\" target=\"_blank\">Black Sheep<\/a>&#8220;.<\/p>\n<p>Es ist ein genmutiertes Killerschaf.<\/p>\n<p>Die Wahrheit ist also noch viel schlimmer, als man sich in seinen k\u00fchnsten Tr\u00e4umen vorstellen kann&#8230; ;-)<\/p>\n<p>Doch am Ende verliert das B\u00f6se:<\/p>\n<p><object classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" width=\"500\" height=\"295\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/uco4aq7XGzU&amp;hl=de_DE&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0\" \/><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><embed type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"500\" height=\"295\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/uco4aq7XGzU&amp;hl=de_DE&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Letzte Nacht tr\u00e4umte ich von einem Schaf. Es stand im Eingangsbereich eines Hauses und forderte mich bedrohlich auf: &#8220;Du gehst hier nur \u00fcber meine Wolle aus dem Haus!&#8221; Ich griff also zur Schere. Das Schaf l\u00e4chelte&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[395],"class_list":["post-1811","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-satire-geschichten","tag-schaf"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/flurakus.ch\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1811","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/flurakus.ch\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/flurakus.ch\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flurakus.ch\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flurakus.ch\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1811"}],"version-history":[{"count":12,"href":"https:\/\/flurakus.ch\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1811\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1825,"href":"https:\/\/flurakus.ch\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1811\/revisions\/1825"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/flurakus.ch\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1811"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flurakus.ch\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1811"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flurakus.ch\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1811"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}