{"id":1121,"date":"2009-09-10T21:22:13","date_gmt":"2009-09-10T20:22:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/flurakus.ch\/wp\/?p=1121"},"modified":"2009-09-10T21:22:13","modified_gmt":"2009-09-10T20:22:13","slug":"geschichtsbuch-xvii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/flurakus.ch\/wp\/?p=1121","title":{"rendered":"Ges(ch)ichtsbuch XVII"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/flurakus.ch\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/gesichtsbuch.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-623\" title=\"gesichtsbuch\" src=\"http:\/\/flurakus.ch\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/gesichtsbuch.jpg\" alt=\"gesichtsbuch\" width=\"200\" height=\"138\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nMeine Freundin liest in meinem Gesicht wie in einem Buch. Neulich beklagte ich mich allerdings dar\u00fcber, dass sie meine Eintr\u00e4ge bei <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/Boumi\">Twitter<\/a> so selten lese. Am n\u00e4chsten Tag besuchte sie also brav meinen Online-Zwitscher-Baum. Doch ich schrieb gerade nichts. Das V\u00f6gelchen war ausgeflogen. #fail<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Meine Freundin liest in meinem Gesicht wie in einem Buch. Neulich beklagte ich mich allerdings dar\u00fcber, dass sie meine Eintr\u00e4ge bei Twitter so selten lese. Am n\u00e4chsten Tag besuchte sie also brav meinen Online-Zwitscher-Baum. Doch ich schrieb gerade nichts. Das V\u00f6gelchen war ausgeflogen. #fail<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[240],"class_list":["post-1121","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-satire-geschichten","tag-geschichtsbuch"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/flurakus.ch\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1121","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/flurakus.ch\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/flurakus.ch\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flurakus.ch\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flurakus.ch\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1121"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/flurakus.ch\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1121\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1123,"href":"https:\/\/flurakus.ch\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1121\/revisions\/1123"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/flurakus.ch\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1121"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flurakus.ch\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1121"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flurakus.ch\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1121"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}